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Today in Joystiq: August 8, 2008

Since we posted about The Mario Scarf last night, a handful of readers have pointed us to Tanya. While her story isn't nearly as romantic (there's no "knit for an engagement" scenario here), she is good. While we're at it, check out more gaming scarf stories from Joystiq's history. Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Joystiq Podcast 060 - Potato chip war edition
This Week in Review is hunting Trophies
WRUP visits the Tooth Fairy

News
Amazon's Gears of War 2 Lancer bundle available now for $140
Diablo 3 lead: Necromancer, other classes could return
EA dates Godfather 2 for February 2009
Nintendo: Wii Music not competing against Rock Band, Guitar Hero
BioWare considering Mass Effect DS
Georgia teen arsonists allegedly learned from GTA
Guitar Hero World Tour adds Dinosaur Jr., Survivor ... Bob Seger?
Bionic Commando Rearmed swings in next week; launching later on Euro PSN, $5 more on PC
Nintendo doesn't have exclusive rights to MotionPlus
Carmack: Xbox 360 Rage 'a little blurry,' 'key scenes' same as PS3
Nintendo spins false assumptions on software sales
Far Crysis: PCs will weep at Far Cry 2's system reqs
Street Fighter II HD beta gets bandaged
Rock Band Weekly: Megadeth, Machine Head, Killswitch Engage, Dream Theater, DevilDriver, Airbourne
Portable N+ subtracts $10, adds delay
See Call of Duty: World at War's co-op gameplay
First Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise 'Vision Card' up for download
Pain to get Trophies Sept. 4
iXboxLive is like Live Anywhere for the iPhone
LittleBigPlanet news and community site launches
Screamwriter: Warren Ellis contributed to Dead Space
PSP phone mod ain't pretty, but it rings

Rumors & Speculation
The AP asks: Where's the Dark Knight game?

Culture & Community
The Mario Scarf: Wear World 1-1 around your neck

Today in Joystiq: August 7, 2008

Check out this pixel scarf we found via, erm, ffffound. We're too worried about clipping issues to ever wear pixelated clothing ourselves. Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Metareview - Braid (XBLA)
X3F Week in Review: August 1, 2008 - August 7, 2008

News
The official Braid walkthrough says, 'Please do not use a walkthrough'
Chrono Trigger not bound for Europe this year
GameTap Thursday: Grimm meets Little Red Riding Hood
Omegathon 2008 lineup includes Peggle, Boom Blox, Rock Band, Jenga
Driver coming to PSN on Aug. 14
The Indiana Jones game that LucasArts doesn't want you to know about ... yet
SOCOM beta kicks off Sept. 1 for pre-orders
Qore Episode 3 detailed; Resistance 2 beta access in Sept.
BioWare 'talking about' more Mass Effect DLC
Favre to remain a Packer ... on Madden cover (EA has a plan!)
Godfather 2 detailed -- less GTA; more RPG, RTS, board game
Ben Heck looks under the 60GB Xbox 360's hood
Fable 2 lands Oct 21 in US, Oct 24 in Europe
Ozzy Osbourne joins Guitar Hero's World Tour on Crazy Train
Atari and Interplay settle D&D licensing drama
Soul Calibur IV burns two million souls worldwide
Sega realizes Sonic games haven't been very good
Warner Music wants more money for licensed songs
Diablo III art director leaves Blizzard, game's visual style to be 'maintained'
PlayStation Home beta accepting applications
Bad news: BioShock movie won't be 'Fool's Gold'
PSN Thursday: The third trip into the Qore
Microsoft's Gosen warns of 'thin line between gimmick and great gameplay'
Master Chief crash lands into Fable 2
EA smrt, publishes 'For Dummies' line of games
LAN Party Massacre: yep, it's another video game movie
Thai government takes strange cues from Detroit
Blow explains dilemma of Braid's price to 1Up
Let's rave over TAC's Illuminated Drumsticks

Rumors & Speculation
Analyst: Best of E3 winners see strong domestic sales

Culture & Community
Watch Kim Kardashian fight Peter Moore

No compromise with working, full-size NES belt buckle

Your eyes, they do not deceive you. What you're witnessing in the above video is the antithesis of the subtle but very drool-worthy NES-in-a-blank mods we've been reporting on lately. It is, quite simply, a working NES on a belt.

Watch! as it's worn into a home electronics store and ... connected to a TV. Marvel! as its model plays Super Mario Bros. using the connected controller (but where's the power supply, and do we even want to know?). Visit! the site where you can actually buy one of your very own – for the low, low price of $300 – and be the envy of ... no one.

[Via Engadget]

Costumes of Comic-Con 08: Days 1 and 2


We're only halfway through the pandemonium that is Comic-Con this year, and the International Masquerade is still to come -- but in the meantime we wanted to bring you just a taste of the eye candy available on the show floor and in the clogged halls of the SDCC. Us? We're wearing our patented bedraggled blogger hobo look. These are the people who made an effort.


Gallery: Costumes of Comic-Con 2008

1942: Joint Strike E3 shirts now available for purchase


The 1942: Joint Strike shirts from E3, featuring Street Fighter's Cammy doing her best bomber nose art impression, are available now from Meatbun.com. The shirt will cost $26, plus shipping, and is available worldwide in the three colors seen above. A close-up of the shirt's image can be found after the break.

Fun fact: Yoshiki Okamoto created both 1942 and the Street Fighter series, so the shirt's image with Cammy isn't an entirely random cross-promotion.

[Thanks Jared, Via John D's blog]

Continue reading 1942: Joint Strike E3 shirts now available for purchase

Capcom to sell intentionally awful Mega Man 9 shirts

In keeping with the retro-y spirit of Mega Man 9, Capcom decided to commission I Am 8-bit artist Gerald de Jesus to create the most awful faux box art possible for the game. Capcom then put it on T-shirts for its staff to wear at E3. The idea was to mimic the atrocious cover of the original Mega Man for NES (widely considered to be the worst box art of all time) and it worked. Really well.

Capcom's head PR honcho, Chris Kramer, has updated the company's blog with word that the exceedingly kitsch shirts will actually be re-printed for sale to the masses, although exactly when and where we can expect to snap one up is still being ironed on out.

The unbearable smallness of E3 2008, in pictures

After last year's detour to Santa Monica, E3 returned this year to its traditional home at the L.A. Convention Center. But the more things stay the same, the more they change, as they say (if they're a bit confused). Despite the return to the old location, much of this year's E3 had an empty, ghost town feeling when compared to E3s past. The general lack of participating developers and publishers, combined with the strict, invite-only attendee list combined to make a show that seemed incredibly small in the incredibly large convention center. To see just how small, check out our "E3, then and now" gallery, which compare scenes from previous E3s to similar scenes from this year's show.

All of E3's 'Showcase Pavillion' in about five minutes

At last year's E3, the place to go to try out games without a behind-closed doors appointment was the "Summit Sotware Showcase" in the relatively tiny Barker Hangar. This year, the place to browse was the similarly small "Showcase Pavillion" in the similarly small L.A. Convention Center's Concourse Hall. Thus, we decided to reprise last year's double-time video trip through the Barker Hangar with a similar, double-time video trip through this year's version of the showloor, embedded below. Can you spot your favorite company/game? Find out after the jump.

Continue reading All of E3's 'Showcase Pavillion' in about five minutes

Overheard @ E3: A match made in L.A.


Schlumpy, balding guy: Are you a frag doll?
Cute red head: *nods*
Schlumpy balding guy: Cool ... I'm not. *small chuckle*
Frag doll: ...
- A connection is made in the audience before the start of the UbiSoft press conference

Shots from the E3 2008 showfloor

Wondering what E3 2008 actually looks like now that it's made a triumphant (if smaller) return to the L.A. Convention Center. Look no further than the handy gallery below, full of shots directly from the floor. This year's show may not capture the rock-concert-meets-theme-park feel of past shows, but it's still pretty cool walking into a huge room and seeing dozens new and unreleased games, free to try, as far as the eye can see. We'll be updating the gallery with interesting shots throughout the show, so be sure to check back frequently.

Gallery: E3 2008 Show floor

E3 will suck your brain out!

XNA's Satchell: Microsoft experimented with 3D gaming display


"Well of course they did," you're probably saying to yourself after reading the above headline. "Practically every game on the Xbox 360 has 3D graphics. When is this news from, 1987? HA! HA! *snort*." Don't be such a smartass, hypothetical reader! We're talking about stereoscopic 3D displays, such as those being used by Ubisoft's upcoming Avatar game or Texas Instruments' upcoming DualView TV.

In an excerpt from an interview with GamesIndustry.biz, XNA General Manager Chris Satchell revealed that Microsoft actually looked into using this stereoscopic technology for gaming, but determined the need for special glasses made the idea impractical. "I think it is hard to be mainstream with asking people to wear headgear to play games," he said, thus explaining the failure of Hat Hat Revolution. That said, Satchell hinted at "some very interesting technology being developed that can overcome this obstacle, and it will be interesting to see where this leads." Oh, we all know where this leads, all right.

Accessorize your gamer with retro badges and a purse


Have a desire to wear your love for space invaders on your sleeve (or that moldy merit badge sash), or cram your eye shadow and lip gloss into a a zippered little purse? Fear no more, 'Stiqeteers, for you can have both. Handmade to boot! I Don't Like Mondays has some Emma Ferguson hand-stitched and embroidered retro designs, including these two gaming throwbacks and a Mac Bomb.

Can a man carry a purse and maintain some dignity? It hardly seems fair, because women can wear merit badges without catcalls and cries of "NIce manbag!" Maybe we can cram it down into our tough-looking computer bags and carry pencils in it.

[Thanks Colin!]

Wear your Kojima-love on your wrist with a limited edition MGS4 watch

Have you ever felt like exclaiming your love for Kojima's groundbreaking stealth action franchise, but found it to be too cumbersome a topic to wedge into your average conversation? Perhaps a recently revealed, limited edition Metal Gear Solid 4 wristwatch might help spawn the occasional Solid Snake-related discussion amongst you and your contemporaries, as well as prevent you from, you know, being late for stuff.

The timepiece in question is a scantily produced, water resistant watch from Gamestation, and includes a "Konami certificate of authenticity," approved by Kojima himself. With only 500 units hitting the market, we imagine diehard FOXHOUND fans will snatch up the available preorders, and drop the £99.99 ($197) required to procure the sexy chronometer when it hits digital shelves this Halloween. We're sure it will go great with their more-than-slightly unsettling Psycho Mantis costumes.

[Via Engadget]

Ryu Hayabusa kicks: Ninja Gaiden steals two soles


Click to enlarge

Okay, this one's going to write itself, folks. Our tipster, Roger, writes: "My girlfriend recently took a white pair of those vans-style slip-on shoes, and painted good ol' Ryu Hayabusa on them for me against a red rising sun background." He goes on to describe the end result as "OMGWTFBBQAWESOME," which, given the above deviantART image, seems like a comment laced with truth.

Warning: Do not read the last sentence. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

And because you know this post is a shoe-in for stinking footwear puns, you'd best keep a straight face, stop sneakering and galosh over it before the jokes start achille-n you.

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